Paris comes to Florida

My name is Paris and I just arrived 4 hours ago from a long plane trip.  I was given up by my owner who just didn't have time for me and never taught me lots of things that I need to know to be a great dog.  I am 4 years old and weigh less than 4 pounds and if I must say so, I am very cute.
I know that the papers that came with me said I am not housebroken.  So far I am making a fool of my last owner, who by the way, did I say they gave me up because they had no time for me?
Well I peed on a wee wee pad just like I know I am supposed to. I was afraid to eat when I got here, but  I finally got so hungry I just had to.  Then Phyllis took me outside.  I did my business out there too.  So some people just don't know how to take care of us so we can do what we have to do instead of them telling people we go on the floor.  No way.
  I am trying to be brave but it is very scary here.  I don't really know Phyllis but she was nice enough to feed me first with her hand and then I went to the bowl and ate myself.  I also tried out the water here.  I am going to sign off now because I am very tired.  But before I do I just want to add.....

I heard Phyllis say I would sleep in her bed with the other dogs.  I never slept  in bed in Tennessee just on a blanket on the floor so I will let you know what it's like real soon.
Oh, I almost forgot.  I have a very sore back knee.  It really hurt after being on the plane so long.  I think I may need an operation to fix it.  I need to find out what operation means.  Phyllis said it but she talks funny so she may have said something else.  She told me that my teeth need to be cleaned too because nobody ever bothered taking care of them.
Did I tell you I was given away because my old owner didn't have time for me?  I don't need much and they gave me less!  You would think I needed long walks, or movies, or long conversations.  All I need is to be fed, and kissed and hugged and shown a little love.  Is that much to ask?
I was here for 5 minutes when Phyllis picked me up and gave me lots of kisses and hugs and told me she would love me forever, even when I go to a forever home, whatever that is.  So far I haven't had one, because someone thought I was too much to bother with.
And another thing I heard Phyllis say......Even if I have an accident in the house how much could it be.  She said if I were a great big dog she might get annoyed, but what can a little dog less than 4 pounds do anyway.  That's what she said alright.  And I am going to try very hard to prove my old owner, who had no time for me, that they are wrong and that I deserve nothing but the best loving, the best water, and the best food.

I'll be back soon as soon as I figure things out here.