Stevie is getting braver

I had a haircut on Tuesday. The groomer put a harnesss on me and now I don't scream when a leash goes on. I would never think to get the outside dirty so I always wait until I come back in to pee or poop.  On Wednesday a lady came to clean Phyllis's apartment.  As soon as the floor in the kitchen was sparkling clean, I walked into it and pood right in the middle of the floor.  Phyllis just laughed and said that everyone, even dogs, like a nice clean toilet to use!  On Thursday Phyllis got a package in the mail.  She came home very happy and told me that someone from UYR sent her some Belly Bands for me.  I had no idea what a belly band was onntil she picked me up and put me on the table and wrapped this thing around my lower belly covering me all around so if I pee it will go in that thing instead of on the floor.  Then Phyllis went out.  I didn't have the belly band on when she came home.  I don't like it and so I wriggled out of it.  Not good enough for Phyllis.  She  put another one on me today and when she came home she noticed right away that I had found a way out of it.  Best part of this story for me is that I hid it and she kept walking around the apartment saying things like we only live in 900 square feet so how could she not find my belly band.  Finally she looked under the bed and found it but it took over an hour of mumbling to herself and looking everywhere, I hid it under the bed!